The
  Plucky Puslinch Six
  (from the Puslinch Pioneer, v. 9, issue 1, July/August
  1984.) 
   
  The Royal City’s
  streets were deck’d with flags and bunting gay
  While citizens and soldiers on this fair
  Dominion Day 
  Were mingled with the yeomen from townships
  near and far 
  To see old Scotland’s sports and games and
  famous tug of war. 
  Fair damsels there had lovers brave among
  the chosen few 
  Who for the golden medals were to try their
  trained sinew; 
  And sires old and crippled, and matrons bent
  and grey 
  With sons and daughters gathered to witness
  the display; 
  At last the Pibroch
  sounded ─ the bands began to play 
  And to the field of contest the crowd moved
  on its way. 
    
  Old Wellington,
  the mother of townships claims thirteen (13); 
  And in the wide Dominion no luckier can be
  seen 
  From distant Garafraxa’s
  wilds to southern Puslinch, 
  Her fields are fertile and her sons are
  sterling every inch 
  Altho’ the invitation was issued wide and far 
  But two the summons answered to try the tug
  of war 
  Bold Erin! oh, how stalwart and strong looked every son! 
  As if three generations had settled into one 
  At first McLean, their captain, led till
  some one cried, “Enough 
  of that! We’ll have
  for champion the gallant Johnny Puff.” 
  It was a sight worth seeing and many hearts
  took fright 
  When Puslinch stood before them with men so
  small and slight; 
  But in this world of wonders there’s more
  than one mistake 
  The anchor, brave Bourmaster,
  the marvel from the Lake 
  Was a surprise to many, tho’
  his horn he did not toot, 
  But when it came to staying, it seemed he
  fast took root. 
    
  And Starkey from the plains was there with
  muscle so immense 
  He could have pulled two Erinites
  thro’ any wire fence 
  And Bell,
  the ex-Policeman, like a hero helped his chums 
  As he would to the cooler drag half a dozen
  bums, 
  And Dave McNaughton tho’
  his strength was greater than his size 
  Like his uncle, Davie Stirton, showed that he could win the
  prize. 
  And Robert Clark, from Badenoch, tho’ tall and very slim, 
  Showed that the blood of his brave sires was
  wanting not still in him. 
  For with Dan McLean, a hero of a clan of Scotland old, 
  With grasp and steady nature, showed that he
  was there to hold. 
    
  There they waited till the signal from the
  referee should come, 
  While their captain gazed on proudly, brave
  Councillor Meldrum. 
  But why repeat the failure of that mass of
  muscles, bones, 
  Of Erinites, whose
  efforts were not helped by all their groans 
  For twice the rope went from them and a
  cheer would make you dumb, 
  Went up for plucky Puslinch and their
  captain George Meldrum. 
    
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